I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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