Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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