think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i barfeds in our rink
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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