I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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