do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
