Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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