Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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