home. puking in laundry basket.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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