Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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