i don't like sucking hair
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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