This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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