i jhust puked up my retainher.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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