ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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