I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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