ugly people sure do ruin things
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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