I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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