The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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