My friends, they love my intelligence
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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