As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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