Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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