ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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