we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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