yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
do herpes really smell.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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