All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I look better un-naked...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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