At least make sure they are 18
Why
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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