sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
time to smoke my breakfast
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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