Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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