He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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