what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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