I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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