The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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