i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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