if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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