I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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