I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
