return my video game
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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