was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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