I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Randomize
