brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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