Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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