Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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