My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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