dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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