Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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