Duck Duck Cougar?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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