i think i have herpe
just one?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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