I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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