so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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