My liver just broke up with me...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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