Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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