i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
