he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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