I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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