I am spending my child support on dildos
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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