he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
