How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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