omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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