porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
