Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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