I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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